i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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