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I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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