I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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