just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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