UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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