Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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