My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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