How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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