it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
