I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm having to shit out rocks
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