But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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