Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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