You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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