why didn't you poke me back
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
