remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I see more hoeing in ur future
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