You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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