You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Mom said you looked used
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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