I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
