Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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