Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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