he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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