Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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