Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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