I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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