She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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