Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
