Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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