It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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