And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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