So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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