We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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