Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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