Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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