Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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