why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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