Where did you get a picture of my penis
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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