You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Randomize
