How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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