I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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