your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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