lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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