I puked a lego.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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