I swear she didn't look like that last week.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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