God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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