? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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