The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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