Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Randomize
