You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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