I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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