No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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