Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Too much gin, very little bucket
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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