would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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