this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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