Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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