I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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