What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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