Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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